Auld Lang Syne

In celebration of the new year, regale us with a short tale of "days gone by".

Mistletoe

Let's go with some creative definitions again! Let's hear your mistletoe :)

Usually...

I actually find a lot of Christmas traditions quite annoying. Might have something to do with the fact I don't like Christmas pudding, Christmas cake and besides which it is not cold and snowing here!

So I'm looking for the funniest sentence starting with the word, "Usually". Bonus points if it is to do with Christmas!

P.S. I'll be back in 48 hours.

Snow

Same game as the last one:
Use the word 'snow' in a sentence, without using it's true definition.

YULE

Please use the word "yule" in a sentence. Note: You don't necessarily have to go by the real definition. ;) Sorry I was slow putting this up. I follow blogs, but they still won't let me follow comments. :)

Hectic

This is describing my life right now - "characterized by activity, excitement or confusion". I'm moving overseas in 2 days so may not be able to get back to the computer until Tuesday. Can't wait to read your answers!

Bulwark

Time for some creative definitions again.
This is a real word and no, you can't use the real definition! ")

I so look forward to hearing the responses.