Crappy

useless
inadequate
inferior

Give me a crappy noun

Curvy

If you guys don't mind I would like to return to our original game. I'll give an adjective and it's definition, and you give me a noun that goes with it.

Curvy: wavy, shapely, winding

In Honor of Harry Potter

In Honor of the Harry Potter movie that just came out, I would like you to define this magical spell and use it in a sentence. :)

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