"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." —Emerson
A Greek farmer was seen walking down the road herding a bunch of swine, yelling out, "E pig lot is!" ...(groan)...
the epiglotis is located in eastern most part of Russia- it is the epicenter for the birth of galoshes- rubber like creatures that humans place over shoes to keep them dry during times of rain.
I was out epiglottising one evening when all the mush that had gone down the chute flooded back up the chute with burning acid mixed with it.We barely got out with our lives!I don't epiglottis any more. :-(
Where are all the epiglottisers?LOL Christmas and New Years are over!!!
Sorry, I couldn't think of anything.
Symptoms of epiglotis include compulsive shopping, living beyond your means, insatial appetite for food and drink, and an addictive desire to keep up with the Jones'.
we've only got 4 cigarettes, one gallon of gas, and an epiglotis, but it's still going to be one crazy night!
HAHAHA! I've tried to think of something funny, but you all are too good!
Likewise, I've tried to think of something funny but nothing... You guys are too clever!
LOL! I'm sorry I made this one so hard right after christmas and New Year's :)Thanks for the laugh. Honourable mention to Jon but I had to go with Valorosa and her slighly bizarre and mysterious tale :)
LOL Yipeee!!Sorry guys ... been out working the last few days.
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