Thursday, January 22, 2009

Phrontistery

I found a website that catalogs unusual/outdated words called The Phrontistry.

Interesting place, but before you visit, use the word in a sentence.

16 comments:

Sue said...

Gladys had always been Greg in her mind, but today - oh, today was the day that she would become Greg in body as well as heart and spirit, when the surgeons, masters at their game, would give her the new penis she had picked out at the Phrontistery a week prior.


Oh, dear. I need help :)

Erin said...

That's freakin' hilarious!

Valorosa said...

yes you do Sue ... LOL

We all need help the day there is a shop for these kinds of body parts. I dare say it is not far off, though.

lololol

wanting more said...

OMG Sue! I would love to have your imagination!

Susan said...

Sorry to be AWOL. Just letting you all know I haven't forgotten you!

(The Australian Open Tennis is currently on and surprisingly there are still 2 Aussie girls left in the draw.)

Valorosa said...

A phrontistry is where dinosaurs went to get their teeth cleaned.
Phrontists were ancient veterinarians.

and that's a fact ... lol

Valorosa said...

Cool Susan ... glad you are enjoying stuff and I hope it has cooled off there a little.

Valorosa said...

This a freakin' awesome word Erin ... ;-)

Mike said...

I am so not even going to compete with Sue in this one but I do have a question. Does the Phrontistery take trade-ins from those going the opposite direction. After all, they have to come from somewhere right? There can't be that many Lorena Bobbitts about.

Sue said...

But if there was a shop like that, Valorosa, do you think you'd end up being tempted to go there? Imagine walking past and seeing the "Breasts, 50% off" sale. I would :)

And then we could all look like Barbie dolls together. Lovely :)

Mike, LOL. Yes, I would imagine they would take trade-ins. You could trade in your old used donger and buy yourself some breasts even cheaper if you made it to the 50% off sale on time :)

Valorosa said...

The body part store ....

I think Joan Rivers runs one of those.

Erin said...

Imagine if they could make us like Lego so we could switch our "parts" at will...sometimes bigger, sometimes smaller, sometimes the opposite, sometimes not at all?

Nene said...

My friend was thinking of going in to have breast reconstruction surgery after a masectomy. Nowdays they are reconstructing breasts from fatty tissue. I told her I would be more than happy to donate her enough fat to make her whatever size breasts she wanted. Unfortunately the fat has to come from the breast reconstructee. Darn!

Erin said...

Well, seeing as how Sue has opened up such a fascinating level of conversation...I give this round to here!

Thanks for making all of us laugh!

Sue said...

Nene, that's just not fair, really, is it? How wonderful it would be to be able to help a friend out by having liposuction! :)

Yes, this was rather an interesting conversation, LOL :)

Mike said...

Leggo Penises ~ Already ribbed!! Sorry, couldn't resist!! ROTFLMAO!!