Sunday, March 1, 2009

Your stories

will be posted in this comment section. I'm worried about space issues.

20 comments:

Tera Rose said...

One day while I was waterskiing in the attic a mighty island fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the nightstand and knocked over the window. Then it ran out the door into the kitchen and slowly a pizza off the ottoman. It then knocked a glass of dishsoap off the coffee table. After 47 minutes of chasing the island through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest pizza.

Tera Rose said...

That was Erins ^^^^

Tera Rose said...

for Delirious-

One day while I was gargling in the closet a mighty diaper fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the recliner and knocked over the postman. Then it ran out the door into the foyer and spitting a burrito off the dresser. It then knocked a glass of gasoline off the coffee table. After 2 minutes of chasing the diaper through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest spatula.

Tera Rose said...

for Nene-

One day while I was singing in the basement a squeaky dog fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the rocking chair and knocked over the professor. Then it ran out the door into the den and sneezing a taco off the recliner. It then knocked a glass of diet coke off the coffee table. After 12 minutes of chasing the dog through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest safety pin.

Tera Rose said...

for Davida-
One day while I was matriculate in the attic a ginormous peanut fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the antique rocking chair and knocked over the gerbil. Then it ran out the door into the basement and jump a hippo off the trundle bed. It then knocked a glass of pepto bismal off the coffee table. After 3.14 minutes of chasing the peanut through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest bobble head doll.

Tera Rose said...

SARA- I need a room in the house after your verb- I looked for an email to send you...I'll wait to vote until you come back- repost on that entry...thanks.

Tera Rose said...

for Mike-
One day while I was wallowing in the study a standard reason fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the ottoman and knocked over the vehicle. Then it ran out the door into the laundry room and drink a telephone off the futon. It then knocked a glass of ethyl alcohol off the coffee table. After 27 minutes of chasing the reason through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest substance

Tera Rose said...

and for Sue-

One day while I was fornicating in the kitchen a gargantuam giant telescope fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the pouffe and knocked over the sandwhich. Then it ran out the door into the bedroom and roll a flower off the lamp. It then knocked a glass of Kentucky straight soft whisky type Jim Beam off the coffee table. After 5 minutes of chasing the giant telescope through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest computer

Tera Rose said...

OK, I'll wait for Sara-

AND anyone else that still wants to play-

but please post on the posting side...and we'll put stories and comments about them...here :)

not to shabby.

Tera Rose said...

being a mom with one in diapers, that vision of a monster size poopy diaper falling through my roof and running through my home...is well, realistically disturbing.

and fornicating in the kitchen, hmm well, things we never knew about each other lol

Davida said...

haha!!! those are great! I especially like the idea of chasing reason and putting it outside...too funny!!! :-)

Nene said...

Hello...hello...hello... Is anybody home?

Valorosa said...

Ditto Davida ...

I like that one too :-)

Delirious said...

I'm assuming Tera Rose is having computer issues. If anyone would like to start another round, I would love to play. :)

Nene said...

Maybe we should vote: I really liked Mike's "wallowing in the study" and chasing reason.

Erin said...

I like Davida's for the bobble head doll!

Valorosa said...

I have emailed Tera Rose and received no response as well ... let's pray all is well and that it is indeed computer problems.

I cast my vote for the bobble head as well ... :-)

Tera Rose said...

OMG I am sooooo sorrryyyy guys...

Delirious wins...

nope, no computer problems, i'm ok, just over wrapped up in trying to save my job...long story, governor is shutting down the residential treatment facility i work at with teens to save money...omg...and well, i have been at the capitol of our state to rally and things like such; and writing to everyone about it...

so
so
so sorry,
still love me?

Nene said...

Sorry about your job Tera Rose, but glad you're okay.

Valorosa said...

Wow that really bites Tera Rose.
They always pare down where it hurts people.
The Governor should take a pay cut and roll up his sleeves and lend a hand to these teens if that's the way he wants to play.