These are hilarious! My internet is up and working, thanks to my son (Survival Knife)! WooHoo! If I can think of one before I leave for vacation Tues, I'll post it. :0)
I was thinking...I'm not sure I will have internet where I'm going, so I will sit this round out. Since my parents are so old-fashioned and don't have internet, I would have to go to the library or an internet cafe. :0+ I know, pitiful, pitiful....
How about that, Del. Small world, eh? I was stationed here in 85 and then came back in 90. Been here ever since but I have relatives out in San Angelo.
Okay, I liked both of these but I shall have to go with eutychus because you managed to insert the word "perculating" in your description, thus exacerbating my flu-like illness symptoms already - well done! :)
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lol this is good...I'll have to think about this one
Oxyflemp- Breathing (especially at night) while suffering with a cold, or allergies, characterized by a bothersome perculating noise.
I have a cold and consequently have not been sleeping well because of the oxyflemp.
Oxyflemp: A detergent that removes flegm from pillow cases.
As Jane watched her husband drooling in his sleep she thought to herself, "This will take a good amount of Oxyflemp to get out."
By the way, Nene's internet is on the fritz. I hope it will be up soon, but I don't know when.
These are hilarious! My internet is up and working, thanks to my son (Survival Knife)! WooHoo!
If I can think of one before I leave for vacation Tues, I'll post it. :0)
I was thinking...I'm not sure I will have internet where I'm going, so I will sit this round out. Since my parents are so old-fashioned and don't have internet, I would have to go to the library or an internet cafe. :0+ I know, pitiful, pitiful....
Back to Texas, Nene? Have a safe trip no matter where your headed!
"This will take a good amount of Oxyflemp to get out." lol Delirious.
By the way Eutychus, I can't remember if I mentioned it before, but I used to live in Cedar Park.
How about that, Del. Small world, eh? I was stationed here in 85 and then came back in 90. Been here ever since but I have relatives out in San Angelo.
Okay, I liked both of these but I shall have to go with eutychus because you managed to insert the word "perculating" in your description, thus exacerbating my flu-like illness symptoms already - well done! :)
argh... sorry, long week...
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