Monday, November 17, 2008

Balderdash

Anyone ever played Balderdash? I'm going to provide an obscure word, and want you to write the definition. Here's the twist from the original game: because any of us could look up the correct definition on the web, I'm not looking for the correct definition.

I am looking for the most entertaining or most creative MADE-UP definition of the following adjective. Have fun with it!


Stenophagous

18 comments:

Sue said...

Bloody hell, dude. Hard enough?

:)

Delirious said...

A rare and contagious lung condition, most commonly affecting secretaries in the act of taking dictation.

Mike said...

A genetic mutation of the human genus "scribe" which resulted in an animal with a short stature, long fingers, extra tendons in the arms and a photographic memory.

Erin said...

The condition which occurs when Sue is presented with a challenge, LOL!

Sue said...

LOL!! :)

(I'm still thinking)

Tyler Dawn said...

dang, i can't believe that Delerious took my answer! Sheesh...

Okay, okay, the lesser known Swedish cousin of Snuffalophagous from Sesame Street.

Sue said...

Haha! these answers are so cool. I LOVE Mr Snuffalupagus, or however you spell his name :)

(Don't wait for me to give an answer before you bestow honours, Erin. My brain is mushy mush)

Valorosa said...

A condition that makes you standoffish around fags named Gus.

yikes

Did I say that?

Mike said...

Wow! I smoked for 27 years and never gave one a name! :D

Susan said...

Rare dinosaur capable of taking short-hand.

Tera Rose said...

oh, that is easy!

It's my husband (yup, bald) trying to get through grocery shopping with three children- one with autism, spinning in circles- one who is a ballerina and dances through the aisles...and the baby screaming "ba ba" because it is time to nurse...

BALDERDASH- an old bald father trying to shop for groceries with his children in tow...

Tera Rose said...

oops i defined the wrong word...
IKES

ok the word-

a gay stenographer.

Nene said...

A stenographer with phlem? (As in the hacking cough everyone I know seems to have right now)

Nene said...

Wait, was that too close to Delirious' answer?

Valorosa said...

To Mike

LOL you must not have smoked with the 'in' crowd dahling.

Erin said...

OK All in? Those were some fantastic answers. This was fun.

This round goes to Tyler with Snuffleupagus' Swedish cousin. yay Tyler!

The booby prize goes to Sue for...well..nothing. ;-)

Tera Rose said...

You know I have come to an important revelation in playing this game...

I SHOULD NOT SIGN ANY DOCUMENTS THESE DAYS!

Ha- with twice now that I have not followed the directions...it shows you how distracted I can be with kids all around...

So NO I DON"T WANT TO BUY ANY PROPERTY IN FLORIDA these days!

Tyler Dawn said...

I am working on it, give me a bit. I have the world's worst non-hangover related headache and that makes it hard to think.